Rules of Misogyny

I didn't write these and I forgot to record where I found them for proper citation. In case it's not bleedingly obvious this is a sarcastic list.

The Rules of Misogyny

  1. 1st rule of misogyny: Women are responsible for what men do.
  2. 2nd rule of misogyny: Women saying no to men is a hate crime.
  3. 3rd rule of misogyny: Women speaking for themselves are exclusionary and selfish.
  4. 4th rule of misogyny: Women’s opinions are violence against men, thus male violence against women is justified.
  5. 5th rule of misogyny: Women and Feminism must be useful to men or they are worthless.
  6. 6th rule of misogyny: Women who go around being female AT men by menstruating and breast feeding babies deserve punishment.
  7. 7th rule of misogyny: Women should always be grateful to men for everything.
  8. 8th rule of misogyny: Men are whatever men say they are and women are whatever men say they are.
  9. 9th rule of misogyny: Men always know the “real reasons” for everything women do and say.
  10. 10th rule of misogyny: The worst thing about male violence is that it makes men look bad.
  11. 11th rule of misogyny: Whatever women suffer from, it is worse when it happens to men.
  12. 12th rule of misogyny: Women’s ability to recognize male behavior patterns is misandry.
  13. 13th rule of misogyny: Angry women are crazy. Angry men have trouble expressing themselves.
  14. 14th rule of misogyny: Women have all the rights they need: The right to remain silent.